I'm absurdly excited for our honeymoon - all my married friends who told me that "about a month before you'll just be ready for all the planning and stuff to be done so you can go on your honeymoon" were definitely right.
I'm an inexperienced traveler. The last time I was on a plane was almost ten years ago, and I don't think I've ever been on one for longer than four hours. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRAVEL.
What do you do on a plane for 13 hours? Should I take a sleeping pill? Or four? Should I trust the airplane quesadilla I've been promised or will that just send me to the airplane bathroom?
How big of a chance is there that while sitting on the toilet, I'll get sucked out? That would be a bad way to go.
Will they give me a pillow and blanket? Is it highly probable that the pillow will be invested with lice?
What do I wear in Turkey in the fall? I think sundresses are frowned upon because of religion. Are long khaki shorts the worst idea ever? I tried some on at the Gap the other day and when I looked in the mirror I felt like all I needed was a fanny pack.
How am I supposed to pack for a 2 week trip? I take three bags with me when I go visit my parents for a weekend.
Will I still be able to post to Instagram? What about Twitter? And Facebook? Is there internet in the Middle East?
Should I capitalize all three words, like The Middle East, or is the Middle East correct?
I appreciate all of your advice thank you very much.