Do any of you read blogs on Sundays? I never read blogs on the weekends. But if you do, and you're reading, I'm glad you're here and you're making me feel good. So thanks. I'm scheduling this post (WHAT?) because I'm at Keith's house this weekend and I can't blog from his computer because if I did he'd be able to find my blog and we're just not at that point in our relationship yet.
Today's prompt is THINGS I'LL NEVER DO. I probably shouldn't do this post because I've done a lot of things I never thought I would do. Like, I used to say "I'll NEVER date a guy who has a dog! I hate dogs!" .....now I'm dating a guy who has two dogs, and I'm trying to convince him to let me get my own. I wonder if I wrote, "I will NEVER win the lottery!" if that would have any effect on what happens to me in the future? I'M KIDDING. Calm down.
// Never will I ever wear nude leggings.
// Never will I never live in South America. Or on any other continent.
// Never will I ever name a child Kaleesi.
// Never will I ever be a size 2. Or a 4. Because I'm big boned and I don't have that much dedication and I've accepted that about myself.
// Never will I ever dye my hair black again.
// Never will I ever auction myself off on Craigslist. That shit is creepy.
// Never will I ever enjoy drinking milk. I know they say taste changes as you get older but I just can't see this one ever happening. Blech.
// Never will I ever stop laughing at "that's what she said" jokes.
// Never will I ever stop sleeping with Mr. Quackers. Sucks for who(m?)ever I marry. He's just the perfect size to sleep on top of.
// Never will I ever become a vegetarian.