Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Guilty Pleasures

First, I googled "guilty pleasure gif" but I didn't like anything I found. So then, I decided it would be better to just OWN my guilty pleasures and the phrase that popped into my head was, "Bitch, I'm fabulous." So I googled those gifs and... I found this llama gif. And after the conceited llama yesterday and the fantastic llama today I'm feeling like I'm going to have to hide a llama somewhere in every post for the rest of July. Really though, you can't deny that this llama is incredibly fabulous.


Let's move on. Today's prompt is guilty pleasures. I have them, you have them, even my mom has them. I'm pretty sure though that her guilty pleasure is eating an entire watermelon in one sitting while watching House Hunters and I'm equally as sure that she doesn't feel guilty about that. So maybe she doesn't have guilty pleasures. Moving on...

+ Painting my nails. I love painting my nails. I almost always smudge them right after finishing though, so I usually end up painting, admiring for 6.5 minutes, and then removing the polish. Recently I've been trying to let my nails get longer just to see if I could (I CAN) and I figured out how to do a French manicure on myself. I'm pretty proud of it and it's really pretty easy.

+ Eating food in bed. I love having food in bed. One time I ate some Cheez Its (also a guilty pleasure) in my bed and forgot to put them back in the kitchen before I went to sleep so I spent the night sharing my bed with a box of Cheez Its. I'm not going to lie, it was actually pretty comforting knowing that 1) I wasn't alone, and 2) if I got hungry in the middle of the night there was a snack readily available and I probably wouldn't even have to open my eyes to find and eat it.

+ Bubble baths. But not just any bubble bath. I need bubbles, candles, a glass of alcohol, a good book, and the Enya station to be playing on Pandora at a very low volume level. I need to have my hair up and my makeup off, and I need to be home alone. And that, my friends, is how I take my perfect bubble bath.


+ Getting buzzfaced and doing things. I like to get buzzfaced (which is somewhere in between tipsy and drunk and is characterized by that fuzzy feeling your face gets when you stop really being able to feel your lips) and like, write in a journal, tweet, watch About Time, clean my apartment, or try on all the heels I have and walk around my apartment to see how stable I am.

+ 2048. You guys, I can't stop playing 2048. My new goal is to get the 8192 tile. One time I had a 4096, a 2048, and a 1024 and then I lost my mojo and my world was dark for a minute. I was really really sad about it.

+ Backstalking people on Facebook. You know, where you go to someone's tagged photos and click backwards so you see their very first tagged photos and you can judge them for how weird they were in 2006.

+ Cutting my split ends. I like to sit at my desk during lulls at work and snip snip snip away my split ends. My life is rich and full.

That is all. For now.
Allieology

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    1. Thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family?

      Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Mark Davis,i live in TEXAS,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

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  2. The Chandler gif makes me die in laughter. Can't handle it. Your nails look amazing--I could never in my life do that myself. I'm impressed! And the llama? I could watch it all day long.

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  3. I totally cut my split ends like its going out of style. no shame.

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  4. Ah 2048! I haven't been able to get past the 512 tile in 2048, ugh! lucky!

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  5. Ughhh eating in bed is one of mine too!! But cereal is my downfall--something about cereal at 11:00 while watching Friends is the best feeling ever!!

    Brianna

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  6. My favorite is the buzzfaced one.

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  7. Now I need to google what 2048 is. Glad I'm not the only one who gets a cheap thrill out of cutting split ends.

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  8. Your nails look great!
    And 2048 I don't understand it at all.

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  9. 1) I'm jealous of your nails.
    2) I love getting buzzfaced too. I make some pretty great decisions during that time (hah).
    3) I used to eat food in bed all the time. Even my dinner... maybe I took it a little too far. But now that I live with Kevin, I don't eat in bed because he doesn't like to sleep in crumbs. He just likes to take up the entire bed, steal all my covers, and sometimes twitch so hard that he hits my face.

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  10. I've considered carrying around scissors so I can always cut my split ends... but I'm clumsy and would shove my hand into my bag for a piece of candy and end up stabbing myself and forget about the piece of candy and then I would be sad, hurt, and hungry.

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  11. I love the llama gif, totally had me cracking up at my desk. BTW you do an excellent french mani and I am awed by your skills!

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  12. hahaha I love you, I really do.
    Your perfect bath = my perfect bath. Minus the Enya music, because my bath has jets and I can't ever hear any music unless it's blaring, and then that takes away the relaxing and calming sensations.. so just no music. Annnd most of the time J is in there with me, so there's that.

    The Chandler GIF is my favourite.

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    1. She WOULD throw in that her boyfriend takes baths with her while simultaneously making me think that you bath with her. WEIRD.

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  13. The fabulous llama is probably my favorite gif of all time.

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  14. I'm ashamed to admit how long I googled 'guilty pleasure gif' for my post before I finally gave up looking. I probably also shouldn't admit this but sometimes I will find that a random strangers FB is public and I'll go through all their albums and invent a good back story for them. I'm crazy, I know

    Oh and also I'm pretty sure you need to trademark 'Buzzfaced'

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  15. PS. I don't do baths. I get bored and wrinkly fingers and toes and just NO THANKS.

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  16. What a great post! I have so many guilty pleasures that I'm pretty sure they are just normal now.

    Also, your nails look fabulous, girlfriend. Just like you, bitch. ;)

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  17. I am so guilty of eating food in bed and backstalking. Possibly also guilty of doing both at the same time...

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  18. Well, I am not a fan of cheez-its, but I have been known to have a spoonful of Nutella before bed. Once I was falling asleep and realized my little doggie was standing on my night stand trying to get at the spoon that I left when I was done! Whoops

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  19. I'll take one dose of buzzfaced and a perfect bubble bath from your list please - stat!

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  20. OMG YES ON 2048!!!! I've wasted HOURS of time on that stupid fucking game. But I always quit when I get to 2048 because like, come on, I'm not a genius

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  21. I'm growing my nails out too. And what's your secret to a home french mani.

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  22. That gif is PERFECTION. (Your nails look fabulous! I adore the bow ring- where did you get it?)

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  23. Backstalking! Now I have a word for what I do! :P Your nails look great btw. I'm trying to grow mine out too but it's hard!

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  24. Hahahaha BUZZFACED. That is fabulous.

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  25. Snacking in bed is truly heavenly! I can't get into the bath thing though, I just get bored.

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  26. i wish i even liked painting my nails. its so painful. and then i f up so badly, go to the nail salon, and they're like, do not, I repeat, do NOT attempt this at home

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    1. Thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family?

      Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Mark Davis,i live in TEXAS,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

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  27. I hate you and your success with 2048. I can't get past 1024. ALSO, GIVE ME YOUR NAILS

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  28. Wow! You did an amazing job on that manicure! Can you do my nails next?

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  29. I love the llama gif. I am completely guilty of eating in bed.

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  30. Eating in bed...all the time. Rarely put the food back in the kitchen and sometimes I wake up and have a little 3 am snack

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  31. Thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family?

    Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Mark Davis,i live in TEXAS,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

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