If this was a weekend post, here's what I'd tell you: that I went to my sister and her husbands house on Friday night and got to hang out with my niece who I love more and more every day. John changed one of her bombs and donned a gas mask a la Walter White because he's not dramatic. Then Saturday he made breakfast burritos and we drank mimosas and I did not play Call of Duty like I was planning to because he only had one controller. So to ease my pain I dressed Baby Kate in white pants because she doesn't have to abide by the stupid "don't wear white after Labor Day" rules because she's a princess and princesses make their own rules.
If this was a weekend recap post, I'd tell you about how Jacey, Jennie, and I smuggled mimosas and spritzers into About Time and how we took shots and had more drinks afterward and then had to take a cab home...at 8:30pm. And then I'd tell you about how amazing that movie is and how you need to go see it yesterday, and then see it again today and tomorrow.
If this was a weekend recap post, I'd tell you about how I grocery shopped for healthy food and didn't buy anything fun except feta cheese, which is one of the four healthiest cheeses. I know this because I googled "is feta cheese" healthy because I wanted to make sure I didn't sabotage myself. And then I'd wonder if it's considered healthy to eat feta cheese by the spoonful because that's what I want to do.
If this was a weekend recap post, I'd tell you about how I bought a rotisserie chicken and then proceeded to get all of the meat off of it and into a plastic bag so that when I make food this week I already have chicken and I don't have to cook. Lazy, healthy recipes FTW or something.
If this was a weekend recap post, I'd talk about Sons of Anarchy and how I just can't get enough of it, and how I'm amazed that Jax makes the manbun look so effortless (Brad Pitt, Leo, and Jake Gyllenhaal can take lessons from him).
But since this is clearly not a weekend recap post, I won't be telling you about any of those things. Instead, I'll be trying to plan out more posts for this week so I don't suck like I did last week. And if this was a real weekend recap post I'd put Sami's Weekend Shenanigans picture right here. But I can't get it to work so instead just go click on her name.
And let's hang out on Twitter.