Sometimes Jacey and I decide we're going to dedicate ourselves to a healthier lifestyle (but it never works out because candy chips and carbs in general). When we do this we usually try to give up Diet Coke which is basically like torture but we do it anyway (no we don't). Anyway, this week we've sort of been trying to cut down on our Coke addiction, but since we were going to be eating Chipotle and margaritas last night we thought we might need to have some of the nectar of the gods just in case (in case of what? Oh I don't know, anything? YOU NEVER KNOW). Now, let me ask you this: imagine you're walking down the "soda and new age beverages" aisle of the grocery store (what the hell is a new age bevvie) and you see that fantastic yellow sticker that tells you Diet Coke (or whatever drink you love) is only $.77 instead of $1.89?? WHAT WOULD YOU DO??? I reached for the drink and then Jacey turned to me and said, "Don't get two!" right as I was pulling the third bottle off of the shelf and into my loving arms. But they're more than HALF OFF!! They're practically GIVING IT AWAY!! So we compromised and came home with two bottles of Diet Coke and we didn't even drink any of it.
We went to Chipotle at 3:56 and paid full price because we weren't in costume AND it wasn't even 4. I wasn't mad about it.
Hocus Pocus was really great and I think it's really unfair that the witches get to have a vacuum cleaner and I don't.
If Winifred "died" 300 years before, how did she know what a driver's permit was?
Dani is SO ANNOYING.
I made amazing margaritas.
Why on God's green earth would you put the DIET FOOD next to all that other shit?
I had the best Halloween ever because we live in an area without any families so that meant that the bowl of candy we got for last night stayed on the couch with us while we ate our Chipotle, drank margaritas, and watched Hocus Pocus (and I didn't have to wear a bra for any of it). We also played our newest game that doesn't have a name yet but if you want to see what it is just click here and watch the Instagram video from Tuesday.
If you're a skimmer and only read the first and last paragraphs of a post that's fine (no it's not) because this is really the part I
need want you to read. If you've spent any time on Twitter or read any posts the last couple of weeks then you may remember me mentioning that I get to meet Ashten from Always Ashten on SUNDAY. We're going to drink, watch football, and hug periodically until we make everyone uncomfortable. We are also going to be filming a vlog. My first vlog, actually. Ashten has been vlogging for over a month so she's a seasoned professional and I'm going to be sitting there trying to figure out how to speak in caps lock and wondering what do I do with my hands. Since we all know speaking in caps lock isn't possible (or is it???) I would love it if you'd give us some questions to answer. You can go shallow (my favorite food is sandwiches and Ashten's is probably coffee) or deep (no suggestions here), it's up to you. Have at it and we'll be filming on Sunday after we've had a few drinks which means my cheeks will be red because that, friends, is my tell.
And now I'm going to finish the rest of this candy.