Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Things I'm REALLY REALLY good at.

I'm only doing this because Faith and Allie are making me, and I don't want to be a disappointment.
Things I'm Really Really Good At

-Taking really short showers. Like, I love being clean, but I hate the whole process of showering. I don't get how you people can shower for 30 minutes. And DON'T tell me you use that time to "think." The only thinking I can do in the shower is "did I already shampoo my scalp?" and "Do I really need to shave today?" (The answer is always no, thank the good Lord for maxi dresses.) I don't have time for any other thoughts during my 7 minute power showers. I'll do my serious thinking after a glass of alcohol thanks very much.
(Basically my emotions about showering)
Name that show.
-Sleeping. I have zero problems sleeping in. I would sleep until noon if I could (and maybe I do on the weekends). It's not being lazy, it's a legitimate talent. My old roommate Lisa used to get frustrated with me because in the summer I would sleep through all the prime sun time. SORRY my bad. Also, in college one of my friends made a Facebook photo album of all the times any of us fell asleep at random times. I was the star of that album.


-Eating popsicles. One time at a bachelorette party there was a contest to see who could eat a Big Stick Popsicle the fastest without using their teeth. I'll spare you the deets, but I won. No one else was even close.
It's not a popsicle but you get the idea.

Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
-Chugging. Have you ever had an AMF? I'll wait while you Urban Dictionary that. One night I chugged 3 of them and then tried to do the ancient Japanese art of karaoKAY (name that movie) and sing "Like a Virgin," which I didn't know. The bouncer asked me to leave when I fell off the stage. Then I puked on a tree. Oh and did I mention this was on a Monday?  BUT I WON THE CHUGGING CONTEST.
     That's all for now. I'm out.
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18 comments:

  1. Haha yes!!! I'm queen of falling asleep everywhere..drives my husband crazy.

    And solid Tobias reference!

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  2. I mean obviously you're happy we 'forced' you into writing this because you love us.

    But I love this list so much. I think these are some good reasons why I'll keep you as a friend. kaythanks.

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  3. your sleeping pictures kill me. I, too, am an expert at sleeping anywhere. in college my friends would troll the student union couches looking for me cause I was usually napping.

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  4. Those chugging pictures are awesome. Mad props. I suck at it, unless there's a funnel involved

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  5. First of all blaming Faithy and I make us look like pushy bitches and I appreciate that. Cause bitches get shit done, obviously. Second of all totes the same on the shower thing. Get in, do your business and get out. And finally I urban dictionaried (yes I made it a vowel) AMF and its the same thing as a blue motorcycle which is my favorite drink ever... But I like your name better. In conclusion, were twinsies. KTHANKSBYE

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  6. HAHA the beer chugging and sleeping...all you need to get your through life!

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  7. Sleeping is not something I'm good at. Drinking booze and fast showers though...I got that shit.

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  8. hahahhaa these are hysterical. I love the one of you sleeping in a chair.

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  9. haha such a talanted girl!

    also my fav part is you falling off the stage and vomming on a tree. Is that bad? I just feel we'd get along well.

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  10. the answer is ALWAYS no on do i realllly need to shave today. plus, who can stay in a shower that long before they get all pruney! that is like the worst feeling ever.

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  11. Eating Popsicles.. I'm sure that's not the only thing you're good at. Don't worry this will probably come in handy in finding a pro sport playing husband.

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  12. Is that "Arrested Development?" And I am the queen of short showers...I don't understand people who take a half hour and then claim it's because they have thick hair....I have thick hair, that doesn't require 20 extra minutes to wash!

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  13. I would just like to say I ADORE your blog. And I'm also a champion sleeper. I used to nap in front of my locker in University, or in the library, or pretty much anywhere I could curl up. Love this post!

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  14. The pictures of you sleeping in random places seriously makes me LOL

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  15. That picture of you sleeping in the rolling chair gives me flash backs to when I did that and scared myself half to death when I thought I was falling but in reality was just moving cuz I straightened my legs. And I feel like you and I are in the same league when it comes to having to chug alcohol. (Except beer, can't do it.)

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  16. I once fell asleep on the back of a moving vespa - true story.
    I love me some sleep!

    LittleBirdBlogs

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  17. What do people think about in the shower for 30 minutes?? Also I've recently discovered that I can go longer between wooly mamoth legs since I've started shaving with baby oil of all things (thanks, Pinterest!) Anywho, you crack me up.

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