I would really appreciate it, God. I could do it on my own, but I figure it's easier to make Someone else do it for me. I've drawn a lot from what my culture has taught me, and it's that I shouldn't have to take responsibility for anything in my life. I get to be as lazy as I want. That's why You allowed people to create the fat freezing process, right? And why we have the lottery? And instant TV dinners? I think it's pretty cool. I get to be lazy and watch DVR and get on Facebook as much as I want, and other people will clean up after me.